Welcome To Our Secret Catalog🤫
Congratulations, you've found our secret catalog! That means you have a good eye and pay attention to detail... or we have a leaker at Nootropics Department who needs to be fired. But either way, you are here now, so let us explain how this works.
Outside of this page, these products don't exist. You won't find them anywhere else. Not on Amazon, not on social media, not via the search bar on our website.
Now the elephant in the room:
Why?
I mean, it makes no sense. Why would we hide products, hindering our average order value? That's what we said when one morning the summer intern walked in and said something along the lines of: "you know those 'secret' or 'hidden' menu's at McDonalds' or Starbucks... it would be so cool if we had one of those." The obvious response was "yeah well, they are very different... when was the last time you heard of a DTC nootropic company with a 'secret' menu?" But the rebuttal is what made us crack: "isn't the whole purpose of our brand to come up with innovative ideas, things that have never been done before?"
And so we did it.